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Shower sex in the movies is always so damn steamy, even down to the artfully placed steam. But for the rest of us, sadly without a well-paid Swedish art director to decorate our sex lives in a soapy haze, shower sex IRL can be kinda awkward and sucky. Body parts don’t line up right, someone’s getting all the nice warm water while the other freezes, and it’s slippery in all the wrong parts (floor, walls, etc…) and not in the right parts (water, oddly, is a horrible lube, so you will need lube. And not just any kind, a freakin’ silicone based lube. Which, of course, you didn’t think ahead to bring.)

There are also all kinds of tedious safety considerations: No one must slip, all toys must be 1 billion percent water safe, etc. And yet, shower sex is, like, some sort of life requirement. Since you will likely be doing it, you need to know how to do it well. Here’s how to emerge from that shower clean, unhurt, and glowing.

THE BENT-OVER BATHER

Sometimes simplicity is best when it comes to shower boning. Make sure your feet are completelynon-slippery (If you’re a safety-first kind of lady, buy one of those ugly-ass non-slip mats your grandma has), then bend over at the waist, spread your legs as needed, and hang onto to something sturdy. He enters you from behind in a standing doggie, holding you steady with his hands on your hips. Very primal feeling. Hot.

 

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